[Don in BC]

Ok Gary, you started it.



Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Highway. So I eased my car over
to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the
trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of
my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't
believe! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and
private parts to the approaching drivers.
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I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing
down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing
up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a provincial Mountie pulled up behind me.
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He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he
was not a happy camper!
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"What's going on here?"
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"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
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"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the
road?"
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I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
"Hello-o-o-o- o-o, those are my emergency flashers!"