Four Guys?

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Four Guys?




Four guys were playing their weekly game of golf...........

One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas
morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf
course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, 'Let's do it! We'll
make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.'

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they
are on the golf course.

The first guy says, 'Boy this game cost me a fortune! I
bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it.'

Number 2 guy says, 'It cost me an arm and a leg, too. My
wife is at home planning a cruise. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.'

Number 3 guy says, 'Well. my wife is at home admiring her
new car.Reading the manual.'

They all turned to the fourth guy in the group who is
staring at them like they have lost their minds. 'I can't believe you all
went to such expense for this golf game.
I slapped my wife on the butt and said,
'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for
either sex or golf' . . . . . . . . . . . . She said, 'Take a sweater. It'll
be cold.'