Friday's joke of the day.

[the rifleman]

Fumbling with his luggage, a man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby, and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.

Trying to relieve the embarrasment of the situation, the man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.'

She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room #221'

[the rifleman]

Another?

Two Polish hunters got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear, and one Moose.

The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in, and everything was loaded on.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wilderness.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Zbyshek and Vladek survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Zbyshek asked Vladek, "Any idea where we are?"

Vladek replied, "Yes, I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."