Tough cowboys..............

[Cariboo]

Three cowboys are sitting around the campfire out

on the lonesome prairie; with the bravado for which

each is famous, it is a night of tall tales.



Tim, the guy from Alberta says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other

day, a bull got loose in the corral.

It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground

by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that

sucker with my teeth.'



J.P.,the guy from Manitoba , couldn't stand to be bested. That's nothing, 'I was walking down the trail yesterday

and a fifteen foot diamondback rattler slid out from under

a rock and made a move for me.

I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit its head

off and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache.'



Ray, the cowboy from Saskatchewan remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.

[Don in BC]

Ok Gary, you started it.



Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Highway. So I eased my car over
to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the
trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of
my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't
believe! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and
private parts to the approaching drivers.
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I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing
down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing
up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a provincial Mountie pulled up behind me.
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He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he
was not a happy camper!
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"What's going on here?"
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"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
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"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the
road?"
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I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
"Hello-o-o-o- o-o, those are my emergency flashers!"